Episode #63
Tuesday, November 3, 2026
Welcome to another book club/summer collection episode of EhMaGawd. This one is all about Dylan, who has a lot to learn about love, the tennis kind and the romantic kind.
Dylan spends her summer in Hawaii, blackmailing Svetlana Slootskia, a hot tennis star with severe anger issues. Having just finished a stint in rehab after knocking a ball girl’s teeth out on national television, Svetlana needs a comeback. And Dylan? She needs to lose her lip virginity to J.T., a Zac Ephron type who has the hots for Svetlana.
Still with us?
Dylan takes a page from Massie’s manipulative playbook, intentionally pisses off Svetlana, and records her tantrum on her LG Chocolate phone. (Remember those? Lisi, who wrote about it, didn’t.) Dylan promises to erase the incriminating video if Svetlana teaches her how to become a hot blond tennis star, so she has a chance with J.T. For those who don’t remember, Dylan is a redhead who has never played tennis and detests exercise. What could possibly go right?
Digressions include: chicken with raisins and cinnamon, 23 & Me, and Lisi’s real-time revelation, The Clique College Collection. Fun idea, right?
xoxo Lisi & Ellen
